Witty answers

Q: Who should you borrow money from, an optimist or a pessimist?

A: A pessimist, of course. He won’t expect it back.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Q: How did you find out that your road worker father was stealing from his job?

A: When I got home, all the signs were there.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because their horns don’t work.

Q: How much does it cost to get married?

A: I don’t know. I’m still paying.