Witty answers

Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Q: How do you cut a wave in half?

A: Use a sea saw.

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

A: Punch!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?