Witty answers

Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?

A: Park your car, man.

Q: What did the science book say to the math book?

A: Wow! You’ve got problems.

Q: What day of the week are most twins born?

A: Twos-day!

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

A: She was a little horse.

Q: What did the nose say to the finger?

A: Quit picking on me!

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon-aid.

Q: How do we know Saturn was married more than once?

A: Because she’s got a lot of rings!