Witty answers

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?

A: The pupil.

Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

A: You look sharp.

Q: Why did the sun go to school?

A: To get brighter!

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: Who earns a living by driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.