Thank you, again

Little Bobbie, while at a neighbor’s, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said “Thank you.”

“That’s right, Bobbie,” said the woman. “I like to hear little boys say ‘thank you.'”

“Well,” rejoined Bobbie. “If you want to hear me say it again you might put some jam on it.”

So fast

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.

When the police show up, they ask him what happened.

The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”