Words can hurt

Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school.

Dad: What! Why?

Boy: A kid said, “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.”

Dad: So?

Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.

Wait

Wife: Honey, can I hold Henry? (Henry is their newborn son.)

Husband: Wait until he cries.

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because I can’t find him.