Not our Frankie

The husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife. "He was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

A silver lining

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

At a mental hospital

Assistant: Doctor, what do you want us to do with the new arrival in room 18? He thinks he’s a wolf.

Doctor: First rule is, don’t let his grandmother in for a visit!