Another name

Q: What is an ironing board?

A: It's a surf board that gave up on its dreams and went to work.

Disappointed

I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments.” Yesterday, I got the first lesson by post. It was an empty envelope.

Forbidden

A police officer approaches a woman on the shore, “I’m sorry Ma’am, but it’s forbidden to bathe here.”

The woman is surprised, “But why are you telling me now? You’ve just watched me put on my bikini and tanning oil.

The police officer shrugs, “Well, that's not forbidden.”