Witty answers

Q: Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?

A: Well, it is the scenter.

Q: What is hairy, gray, and goes up and down?

A: A koala in an elevator.

Q: What is invisible and smells of carrots?

A: A little bunny’s fart.

Q: Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?

A: She needed something to carry her tune.

Q: Which bus went from Spain to America?

A: Columbus.

Q: What does a house wear?

A: Address.

Q: What fish is the best fighter?

A: The swordfish.