Witty answers

Q: When you die, what part of the body dies last?

A: The pupils … they dilate.

Q: What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

A: Bernadette.

Q: How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

A: He was dead-lifting.

Q: Why there's no official training for trash collectors?

A: They just pick things up as they go along.

Q: Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?

A: The infantry.

Q: How does a squid go into battle?

A: Well-armed.