Witty answers

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can’t drink and derive.

Q: What did one calculus book say to the other?

A: Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!

Q: What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?

A: A tan gent.

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?

A: Because there is no point.

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

A: He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.