Witty answers

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?

A: Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Q: How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring!

Q: How do cats bake cookies?

A: From scratch!

Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller bucket?

A: You're looking a little pail!

Q: What did the shark say when it ate a clown fish?

A: This tastes funny!

Q: What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?

A: Loafers!