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Jokes
    2021-11-17  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Witty answers

Q: Why did the farmer jump on his potato plants?

A: He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A: A woolly jumper!

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You’re pointless!

Q: What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Silent Night!

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide!

Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?

A: The ones in the mail!

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