Witty answers

Q: How did the barber win the race?

A: He knew a short cut.

Q: Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?

A: He was homesick.

Q: How many abominable snow monsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but you have to believe in it first.

Q: What did the monster eat after having his teeth pulled out?

A: The dentist.

Q: How did the lawyer name his daughter?

A: Sue.

Q: What do firemen put in their soup?

A: Firecrackers.