Witty answers

Q: What is a little bear with no teeth is called?

A: A gummy bear.

Q: What do you call a noodle that is fake?

A: An im-pasta.

Q: What’s an alligator in a vest called?

A: An investi-gator.

Q: Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

A: He felt crummy.

Q: Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?

A: So she could see a butter-fly.

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?

A: She runs away from the ball.

Q: What’s a really sad strawberry called?

A: A blueberry.