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    2021-12-15  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Witty answers

Q: What does the wind play on family game night?

A: Twister.

Q: What concert costs just 45 cents?

A: 50 Cent with Nickelback.

Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they are shellfish.

Q: Why did the police attend the baseball game?

A: They heard that someone had stolen a base.

Q: What did the buffalo say when its child left for college?

A: Bison.

Q: What time is it when a golf ball goes through a window?

A: Time to get a new window.

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