Witty answers

Q: What is green and not heavy?

A: Light green!

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

A: “Three Blind Mice.”

Q: What is the most dangerous part of the body?

A: The shoulder blades!

Q: Which bird steals soap from your bath?

A: A robber duck!

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?

A: Hip-Hop!

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

A: De-composing!

Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down?

A: He jump started it!