Witty answers

Q: What is a good essay like?

A: Like a skirt — long enough to cover everything but short enough to keep your attention.

Q: If Elon Musk’s space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she’d be your …?

A: Space X.

Q: Why are bacteria so bad at math?

A: Because they multiply by dividing.