A: This guy is unbelievable. He said we should vote for Trump in the next general election.

B: Having arguments with people on the internet isn’t healthy. You should try touching some grass instead and maybe find another hobby that is more relaxing.

Note: The original poster of “touch grass” is unclear, but its origins date back to at least 2019. It then gained significant popularity on Twitter (now known as X) in 2021. Most people use “touch grass” as an insult or wake-up call to people who are acting dangerous or weird and need to decompress from their online activities. For example, if an aggressive X user is harassing people, you might tell them, “Chill out and touch grass.” But it can be said jokingly as well.