James Baquet
Mark comes into the dorm’s common room and sees Ming working on something.
Ming: “Roses are red, violets are blue…” Umm, “Roses are red…”
Mark: Hi, Ming. What are you doing?
Ming: Oh, hi, Mark. Next week is my girlfriend’s birthday, and I’m trying to write her a poem.
Mark: Using “Roses are red, violets are blue?” Oh, Ming, that’s so corny!
Ming: Really? I thought it was pretty original.
Mark: It could be if, for example, you made some changes.
Ming: Like what?
Mark: Maybe change the color? Like: Roses are red,/Olives are green./ You are the prettiest/I’ve ever seen.
Something like that.
Ming: Hey, great idea! “Roses are red, violets are purple…”
Mark: Oh, no, Ming!
Ming: What’s wrong?
Mark: You’ve just chosen a color with no perfect rhyme.
Ming: What do you mean?
Mark: There’s no way to end that poem. Nothing rhymes with purple!
Ming: Really? What about… Let me see…
Mark: I assure you, Ming: There’s no such word. And it’s not alone. “Silver” and “orange” have no common rhymes, either.
Ming: What do you mean, no common rhyme?
Mark: There is a very old-fashioned word for a young, female sheep, called a “chilver.” But no one knows that word.
Ming: So if I said: Roses are red/ Earrings are silver/ You are as cute/ As a new-born chilver.
She probably wouldn’t get it?
Mark: I’m absolutely sure she won’t.
Ming: Ok. How about “Roses are red, oranges are orange…”
Mark: That’s not going to work, either.
Ming: There’s no rhyme for “orange?” But it’s a common color. It’s in the rainbow!
Mark: I know. There is another obscure word, “sporange,” but no one knows it.
Ming: What is it?
Mark: A “sporangium” is part of a fern plant; “sporange” is an alternative form of “sporangium.”
Ming: No wonder no one has heard of it! It’s a rare form of a rare word!
Mark: That’s right. By the way, there are lots of familiar words with no common rhyme.
Ming: For example?
Mark: Well, month. And circle. Film. And here’s a surprising group: breadth, width, and depth.
Ming: I guess the -th is a problem?
Mark: That’s right. It happens with some numbers ending in -th, too: eighth, twelfth, words like that.
Ming: When you say, “They don’t rhyme,” what do you mean, exactly? Couldn’t we say “silver” rhymes with any word ending in -er?
Mark: No, it’s generally agreed that the rhyme needs to start with the last accented syllable.
Ming: Well, thanks, Mark.
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